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Palm Springs PHO Authentic Vietnamese Food Restaurant For SalePHO Authentic Vietnamese Food Restaurant Business For Sale
For Sale: PHO Authentic Vietnamese Food Restaurant - Palm Springs
Posting #: 198274
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Bob Hughes
Phone: 760-323-8311
Phone: None Given

Price: $145,000
Adj Net: Call/Email
Down: Call/Email

PHO 533 has a great location in the Village Smoketree Shopping Center that is anchored by Ralph's grocery store. The location has ample parking. This is Palm Springs first authentic Vietnamese restaurant serving dishes made with only the freshest ingredients.
For Sale: Korean Restaurant - Garden Grove, Orange County
Posting #: 200679
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Roy Chin
Phone: 714-636-6900 X129
Phone: 714-397-5588

Price: $125,000
Adj Net: Call/Email
Down: Call/Email

Over 25 yrs well established Korean restaurant for sale. Has great potential if owner willing to upgrade and operate the restaurant.
For Sale: Sushi Bar Restaurant With Beer And Wine - Riverside
Posting #: 204423
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Jeff Gwon
Phone: 714-696-8233
Phone: 213-500-3698

Price: $230,000
Adj Net: $120,000
Down: Call

Sushi Bar with beer and wine. Employee run. Located in a prime location in a busy shopping center. High Traffic. Plenty of parking spaces. 4,200 sqft. Turnkey operation. Open 7 days a week. owner retiring.
Downtown Los Angeles Restaurant, Bar, Type 47, Big Kitchen, Live Music For SaleRestaurant, Bar, Type 47, Big Kitchen, Live Music Business For Sale
For Sale: Restaurant, Bar, Type 47, Big Kitchen, Live Music - Downtown Los Angeles
Posting #: 203284
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Michael (Owner)
Phone: 323-997-1335
Phone: 213-687-8888

Price: $1,750,000
Adj Net: Call / Email
Down: Call

Great 18 year lease (8 years plus 1 10-year option). 5345 square feet @ $.89 per square foot with 3% annual increases. 18 years of rent payments equals $1,341,380. 18 years at market rate for the area ($4.00 per sq. foot) is $8,832,455. For sale by owner. Restaurant is convertible. Assumable lease.
For Sale: Japanese Restaurant - El Cerrito
Posting #: 205243
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Kathy Chern
Phone: 925-784-9864
Phone: 925-200-3066

Price: $280,000
Adj Net: Call / Email
Down: Call / Email

Profitable Japanese restaurant with sushi bar on great location in El Cerrito.
For Sale: Japanese Restaurant - Can Convert - Fullerton, Orange County
Posting #: 205802
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Max or Gina
Phone: 714-296-0578
Phone: 714-356-8787

Price: $439,000
Adj Net: Call/Email
Down: Call/Email

Can convert to another concept. Open: 7days. Size: 3000 s.f. Hard Liq. License. They invested around million into this restaurant. Big Shopping center with many nation wide franchise business and etc. Beautiful inside and outside of store with ample paring spaces.
Indio China Bistro Restaurant For SaleChina Bistro Restaurant Business For Sale
For Sale: China Bistro Restaurant - Indio
Posting #: 197359
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Bob Hughes
Phone: 760-323-8311
Phone: None Given

Price: $148,000
Adj Net: Call/Email
Down: Call/Email

Very well-established Chinese restaurant of 12 years in the fast growing city of Indio. Bistro has a dining room with seating capacity for 88 customers plus a large party room and a storage room. Menu consists of authentic gourmet Chinese food that is health conscious and freshly prepared daily.
For Sale: Japanese Sushi Bar Restaurant - Pleasanton
Posting #: 197213
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Danny Chung
Phone: 510-910-2558
Phone: None Given

Price: $79,000
Adj Net: Call/Email
Down: Call/Email

Japanese Sushi Restaurant Is Located in a Strip Center, Highly Visible from a Major Road. Lots of Foot Traffic with Neighborhood Tenant New Leaf Community Market. Full Sushi Bar. Dining Room Is Intimately Designed and Decorated. Fully Equipped Kitchen. Serves Beer and Wine. Excellent Loyal Clients.
For Sale: Sushi Restaurant - San Bernardino County
Posting #: 202974
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Michael Pahng
Phone: 714-713-2494
Phone: 213-761-4989

Price: $600,000
Adj Net: $250,000
Down: $600,000

Japanese Sushi restaurant for sale. 3,500 sq.ft. serves Beer and Wine. Nice area. Good income. Great location. Reasonable lease.
Pleasanton, Alameda County Japanese Sushi Bar For SaleJapanese Sushi Bar Business For Sale
For Sale: Japanese Sushi Bar - Pleasanton, Alameda County
Posting #: 203614
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Danny Chung
Phone: 510-910-2558
Phone: None Given

Price: $170,000
Adj Net: $60,000
Down: $170,000

Great Location! Japanese Sushi bar located in Down Town Pleasanton area. Highly Visible From A Major Road. Full Sushi Bar, Dining Area, and Beer & Wine License. Front & rear patio tables for extra seats. Low Rent $2,600 month, size 1,100 sqft. not included patio.
For Sale: Teriyaki Restaurant - Cerritos
Posting #: 202896
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Alex Moon
Phone: 714-323-2500
Phone: None Given

Price: $179,000
Adj Net: $120,000
Down: Call

Veru Busy Restaurant in Cerritos. Nearby Industry & Residential Area
For Sale: Japanese Sushi Restaurant - Long Beach
Posting #: 204942
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Roy Chin
Phone: 714-636-6900 X129
Phone: 714-397-5588

Price: $450,000
Adj Net: Call
Down: Call

Japanese Sushi Restaurant for sale.
Lomita Sushi Restuarant With Authentic Japanese Cuisuine For SaleSushi Restuarant With Authentic Japanese Cuisuine Business For Sale
For Sale: Sushi Restuarant With Authentic Japanese Cuisuine - Lomita
Posting #: 196524
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Steve Zimmerman
Phone: 415-945-9701
Phone: None Given

Price: $45,000
Adj Net: $30000
Down: Call/Email

Sushi With Authentic Japanese Cuisuine for sale. Established with Full Kitchen with compete exhaust hood. large rice cookers. 4 burner stoves, stainless steal prep, deep Tempura fryers, refrigeration. freezer,etc. Easy Profitable Business That Anyone Can Own. Motivated Seller must return to Japan.
South Bay, Los Angeles Asian Menu Restaurant For Sale
For Sale: Asian Menu Restaurant - South Bay, Los Angeles
Posting #: 203885
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Stephen Holzberg
Phone: 310-391-7469
Phone: None Given

Price: $79,000
Adj Net: $60,000
Down: $69,000

Asian restaurant, on Hawthorne Blvd. South Bay. Seats 60+. Walk-in fridge. Established 20 years. Fully equipped. Attractive inside. New long term lease available. Rent with NNN is $3,950/month, water & trash included. OK for your E-2 visa.
For Sale: Teriyaki And Sushi Rolls Restaurant - Oxnard, Ventura
Posting #: 180123
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: John Lee
Phone: 661-713-6645
Phone: None Given

Price: $215,000
Adj Net: $144,000
Down: $215.000

$144K Adj. net! Very profitable and is ready for the new owner to take over and make money instantly. This is perfect for family business and there is no competition in the area for the type of food. Low Rent, Low Maintenance and huge profit, good cash flow. Seller is very motivated. Make an offer.
Palm Springs Wasabi Japanese Restaurant For SaleWasabi Japanese Restaurant Business For Sale
For Sale: Wasabi Japanese Restaurant - Palm Springs
Posting #: 197854
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/23/2014

Contact: Bob Hughes
Phone: 760-323-8311
Phone: None Given

Price: $195,000
Adj Net: $125,000
Down: Call/Email

Wasabi Japanese restaurant is in a great location downtown Palm Springs within walking distance to the areas hotels and tourist attractions. erve the freshest Sushi and delicious authentic Japanese entrees. Offering delicious creations such as their Palm Springs Crazy Roll, etc.
For Sale: Japanese Restaurant - Mid Wilshire, LA County
Posting #: 205795
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/22/2014

Contact: Sang Choi
Phone: 213-272-6113
Phone: 818-399-3386

Price: $590,000
Adj Net: $213,000
Down: Call/Email

Stable business income($65K) Net profit :$18,000. Open Hour 10-10:30 Break time 2;30pm-5:00pm. Sunday Closed store size 2000 s/f,rent 6200.lease 5+5yrs.
For Sale: Japanese Restaurant, Income Property - East LA
Posting #: 205792
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/22/2014

Contact: Sang Choi
Phone: 213-272-6113
Phone: 818-399-3386

Price: $1,290,000
Adj Net: $232,800
Down: $200,000

Japanese restaurant + Income (rent income$2900) property. Dining room,Banquet 4500 s/f. Big Patio.Entertainer system( Live Music,Karaoke,Sports Bar) Hard Liquor License. Bank,Usc hospital,wall green mart,Metro station surrounded.
Beach City, LA County Fusion-Style Sushi Roll Restaurant For Sale
For Sale: Fusion-Style Sushi Roll Restaurant - Beach City, LA County
Posting #: 205767
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/22/2014

Contact: Ken Watanabe
Phone: 424-242-5369
Phone: None Given

Price: $180,000
Adj Net: $79,000
Down: $180,000

This Fusion-style Sushi Restaurant has been in business for 10 years in Beach Cities. It serves traditional sushi; all kind of rolls and many signature dishes, which attract many customers and make this restaurant so lively. The restaurant also has Beer and Wine License.
Walnut Creek Japanese Restaurant And Bar and Noodle House For Sale
For Sale: Japanese Restaurant And Bar and Noodle House - Walnut Creek
Posting #: 204206
Status: Active
Refreshed: 10/22/2014

Contact: Jeff Back
Phone: 925-736-8200
Phone: None Given

Price: $575,000
Adj Net: Call/Email
Down: Call/Email

This was the first Japanese Restaurant and Bar in Walnut Creek opened in 1986. It is a well know restaurant with a great local following for many years. It has been in the same family for these years.Current family member has owned it since 2007. Two separate restaurants including a Noodle House.
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South Orange County Area Flame Broiler Franchise - Teriyaki Fast Food For SaleFlame Broiler Franchise - Teriyaki Fast Food Business For Sale
South Orange County Area Flame Broiler Franchise - Teriyaki Fast Food
Flame Broiler fast food restaurant located in prime location. Turn-key store, easy to run, friendly staff, and stable business. IMPORTANT: Do not contact store or staff! Well established restaurant in the community. Restaurant has been updated with new soda machines, POS system and security system.

Price: $374,500.   Adjusted Net: $132,250.   Call Kong (Owner) at 626-548-8397.
San Francisco East Bay Asian Restaurant In Shopping Center For Sale
San Francisco East Bay Asian Restaurant In Shopping Center
Asian Restaurant in Brentwood, CA. Located in Safeway shopping center. Great location! Beer and wine license valid. 1,800 square feet, good rent price. Restaurant renovated completely last year. 2 ada bathrooms. Seats 49 people. Walk-in cooler, freezer, dough mixer, 16ft hood, prep table, etc.

Price: $135,000.   Adjusted Net: Call / Email.   Call Jr Sander - Owner at 415-341-7322.
Palm Springs PHO Authentic Vietnamese Food Restaurant For SalePHO Authentic Vietnamese Food Restaurant Business For Sale
Palm Springs PHO Authentic Vietnamese Food Restaurant
PHO 533 has a great location in the Village Smoketree Shopping Center that is anchored by Ralph's grocery store. The location has ample parking. This is Palm Springs first authentic Vietnamese restaurant serving dishes made with only the freshest ingredients.

Price: $145,000.   Adjusted Net: Call/Email.   Call Bob Hughes at 760-323-8311.
Santa Clara County Silicon Valley Power Dining Destination Restaurant
Most profitable restaurant for sale online! This silicon valley hotspot consistently generates annual sales of $5m+ and cash flow of $1.4m. Venture Capital and high tech business clientele generate new and repeat guests. Concept can be duplicated locally or nationally. Long-term lease below market.

Price: Call/Email.   Adjusted Net: $1,403,756.   Call Steve Smith, MBA, M&AMI, CBI at 415-986-9600.
LA County The Flame Broiler Franchise Asian Restaurant For Sale
LA County The Flame Broiler Franchise Asian Restaurant
Great opportunity to get into a fast growing franchise restaurant. Established in this location for around 3 years. Seating capacity is 35. Potential to increase business with owner-operator. Absentee owner. Next to national brand shops. Asking price is less than original cost to build.

Price: $180,000.   Adjusted Net: $30,000.   Call Jack Oh at 714-220-1114.


News, Tips & Events For Buying Or Selling A Business


What Not To Do When Searching To Buy Restaurants Many California small business investors want to buy a restaurant. People always need to eat; there should be plenty of business. And some buyers think there is prestige to owning a popular eating establishment. But buying a restaurant can be daunting. Here's what not to do when planning to buy a restaurant according to Peter Siegel (866-270-6278) with BizBen.com
Restaurant Karma Before You Buy Jeff Back (925-736-8200), a San Francisco Bay Area broker specialist who specializes in selling restaurants discusses what he looks for when sizing up a potential restaurant for sale. A restaurant's Karma is something you feel the moment you walk into a restaurant. Make sure you check out all of Jeff's articles and blog posts on Northern California restaurant purchases.
Tips For Restaurant Buyers Looking to buy restaurant businesses? Check out these tips first to avoid getting blindsided when you buy any type of small or mid-sized restaurant. Peter Siegel, MBA (866.270.6278) - the Director of BizBen's ProBuy & ProSell Programs discusses this topic with California restaurant buyers, sellers, & intermediaries.
Uncover Hidden Problems In Due Diligence Most everyone who's decided to buy a small business in California knows the importance of due diligence. That involves close examination of a business prior to removing contingencies. But not everyone knows how to uncover problems that are not obvious. Here are five of the most common hidden issues provided by Peter Siegel at BizBen.
Selling Your Business To One Of Your Employees After investing years of time and talent into a company, many small business owners want to feel like they are leaving their business in good hands and for that reason, some sellers opt to sell their business to an employee. Let’s talk about the pros and cons to taking this route.
Questions Buying A Small Business After investing years of time and talent into a company, many small business owners want to feel like they are leaving their business in good hands and for that reason, some sellers opt to sell their business to an employee. Let’s talk about the pros and cons to taking this route.
Five Myths About Selling A Business There are several myths associated with the process of selling a California business and some of them can actually cause deals to fall through. Don’t let your sale be comprised, be aware of these common misconceptions related to the process of selling your business. Peter Siegel, with BizBen explores these 5 myths in a blog post/article on BizBen.
California Business Buyers Never Buy A Business Heres Why First the dreaded statistic: 80% of all California business buyers looking to buy a small to mid-sized business in California never end up doing so! Peter Siegel, the Founder of BizBen cover successful tactics all business buyers should utilize. For more information about the BizBen ProBuy Program phone Peter Siegel direct at 866-270-6278.
Business Purchase Financing SBA Loans New Online eBook Just Released Regarding Business Purchase Financing: New eBook just released by business purchase financing advisor and loan placement specialist covers: Conventional Loans, SBA Loans & Procedures, Retirement Fund Financing, Hard Money Loans, Deal Structure Strategies, Non-Institutional Lenders, & More. for more info go to Business Purchase eBook - for more info and to download it!
Buying A Business With No Money Down - The Options Buying A Small Business With No Money Down! Is This Possible? Many buyers will have limited funding and need to finance a portion of the sale but what happens when a buyer has NO money?  Can you buy a business with no money? Peter Siegel (866-270-6278) with BizBen explores some options.


Resources For Buying And Selling Businesses


Mike Brewer
Liquor License Brokers, ABC Consulting Services

Areas Served: All Of California

Phone:  800-437-1100, 951-698-6868

Liquor license brokerage and consulting services. We provide: Alcohol License Transfers Application Consulting & Processing, Liquor License Purchases & Sales, City Zoning Permits & Land Use Entitlements, Public Convenience or Necessity Findings and Letters. Phone Mike Brewer at 800-437-1100.
Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark, Business Broker, At The Veld Group

Areas Served: Southern California

Phone:  310-652-8353

The Veld Group provides a refreshing approach to Business Brokerage, Mergers & Acquisitions and Business Consulting and Valuations. From Your Street to Wall Street, we cater to Main Street Businesses as well as more complex Strategic Firms and Start-Ups.
Chris Seaman
Chris Seaman, First Choice Business Brokers - San Diego County

Areas Served: San Diego, Orange County Areas, Inland Empire

Phone:  858-578-4111, 858-578-4111

Founded in 1994, First Choice Business Brokers has accelerated to become one of the most successful Business Sales Organizations in the world, listing over 3 BILLION worth of businesses. Our team of agents have gone through extensive training to become experts in the field of business brokerage.
Steve Zimmerman
Steve Zimmerman, Restaurant Realty - Restaurant Specialist

Areas Served: All Of California

Phone:  415-945-9701

Steven has personally sold nearly 850 restaurants, bars and clubs and completed over 2,500 restaurant, bar and club valuations since 1996. His real estate experience also includes sales, acquisitions, management and ownership of numerous properties throughout California including restaurants.
Manjit  Singh
Manjit Singh - Business Broker - Northern CA Restaurant Specialist

Areas Served: San Francisco Bay Area, Central Valley, Sacramento

Phone:  510-417-9429

San Francisco Bay Area, Sacramento, Central Valley. Restaurant Specialist. Contact me about buying or selling a restaurant business.
Jeff Back
Jeff Back, Broker - Restaurant Specialist - SF Bay Area

Areas Served: San Francisco Bay Area, North Bay, Central Valley

Phone:  925-736-8200

J. Back & Associates Restaurant Real Estate was founded in 1988 as the first bay area real estate company to specialize exclusively in restaurant real estate. I am the past President of Charley Browns restaurants and have been involved in the restaurant business for over 35 years.
Joe Ranieri
Joe Ranieri, Business Broker, At RE/MAX Commercial

Areas Served: Orange County Area

Phone:  714-292-5448, 714-536-6529

Having owned retail businesses for over 20 years, my interest turned to listing and selling businesses rather than owning them. In business opportunities, I specialize in high volume restaurants, fast food independents and chains, bars and liquor stores, small manufacturing, etc.
Ron Hottes
Ron Hottes, Broker - Serving LA, Orange, Inland Empire Area

Areas Served: LA County, Orange County, Inland Empire

Phone:  310-539-8300

LINK Business is a business brokerage team of 28 highly skilled and seasoned professionals. Our business brokers have over 100 years of cumulative experience & the expertise to help you buy or sell a business in the LA County, Orange, Inland Empire areas. Call me for a consultation at 310-539-8300.
Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg, Business Broker, at Sunbelt California

Areas Served: Southern California

Phone:  818-342-5222

You should know that we are one of the busiest Sunbelt offices in the network. We have represented hundreds of buyers and sellers, in a varied group of businesses from small retail to large manufacturing.
Harry Sidhu, CBB
Harry Sidhu, CBB, Broker - SF Bay Area, Central Valley, SAC Region

Areas Served: Northern California

Phone:  510-366-6130, 510-490-9705

Leading Business Brokers of Northern California. Dealing mainly with Liquor Stores, Grocery Markets, Gas Stations, Smoke Shops, Restaurant Related, Retail Related, Service Related. Serving Whole Northern California. Services inlcude selling businesses, all kinds of commercial real estate etc.
Bob Hughes Business Broker Riverside County San Diego
Michael Brewer, ABC License Consultant
Restaurant Broker Northern California
David MacMillon Business Valuations Taxes Accounting
Liquor License Brokers And Consultants
Restaurant Broker Northern California
Bob Hughes Business Broker Riverside County San Diego


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